i look like a clingy friend, but im not. im a clingy girlfriend. *creepy smirk
all the boys, and scott. happy birthday girly!
she touches my heart. and the rest of me too. happy birthday @lizakoshy. ❤️
listen to your sole
rubik's cubes are racist. the goal is to separate the colors. thats why i never solve them, because im a woke, easily offended millennial. that, and i dont know how to, which angers me and sends me into a downward spiral of online shopping.
watched the brady bunch with my polly pocket today. a rad day until my tamagotchi died and i lost a gel pen. would talk more, but my dad needs the landline and i gotta go fax my mom.
@mmschocolate I'm in love. #UnsquareCaramel #ad
Caption this. Just kidding this is the caption.
Playing hide and go treat with my @mmschocolate. Peekaboo. #UnsquareCaramel #ad
waiting for ju to turn around so i can get better look at jur personality | @beatsbydre
stop imagining waking up next to this and just do it. 
thanks to @beatsbydre, your dreams can come true.
bowtie: $10 
suit: $40
pants: $69
the look on your face when your girl takes these all off: priceless 
thanks to @beatsbydre for the ladies
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