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Are you a phone update? Because you're being annoying.
Here’s a picture of what I look like the morning after attending a holiday party during the week.
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My first husband was hot but a total dog.
Here’s a pic of @jeanniegaffigan with some guy who looks exactly like my dad.
Shower > Bath
HONG KONG 🇭🇰 I know it’s 1am there but tickets are now available for my show!!! (Link in bio). Other Asian shows Shanghai, Bangkok, Singapore, Tokyo, Taipei & Seoul!!! Please tag anyone who might want to go.
Thanks SLC for 2 amazing shows.  Huge thanks to Justine Bank @thecookiebank for these incredible cookies. Swipe Right to see her brilliant work.
Are you in the DGA? If you are please go vote for @jeanniegaffigan for her amazing direction of #NobleApe in the Television Direction -  Variety/ News/ Talk /Sports (Specials). She is so talented!!!
Let me carry my canned ham in peace.
Honestly honored to be nominated.  Thank you @recordingacademy.  Congrats to fellow nominees @pattonoswalt & @sordociego Huge congrats to inevitable winner @chrisrock or #davechapelle.
When you are married to a perfectionist.... Swipe right to witness me trying to get @jeanniegaffigan off the ladder. Check out the complete tree decorating chaos on my Instagram Story
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Please donate or spread the word. This was a completely freak accident and @jasoncsaenz could use all the help you can give. Let’s rally and help a really great friend. #saenzs
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