WISCONSIN- I’m performing in the fancy new @fiservforum this Saturday in my hometown-in-law of Milwaukee. All new material!! Just for you and anyone else who comes. (Link in bio)
Here’s a pic of the always freezing @jeanniegaffigan dancing in my suit-coat with our oldest boy at this amazing bar mitzvah we went to on Saturday.
Reading the subtitles are my way of reading. Thanks @justforlaughs for pulling this clip.
Come see me shout and sweat my all new FIXER UPPER show in Fort Wayne & Milwaukee this weekend. (Link in bio)

Other upcoming shows:

Santa Barbara, CA 
Albuquerque, NM 
Nashville, TN 
Indianapolis, IN
Columbus, OH
Istanbul, Turkey
Nothing to worry about just a photo of my 5 year old drawing a picture of Jason from Friday the 13th in church.
So excited to announce I'll be perfroming all across Asia next year.  Tokyo, Bangkok, Singapore, Taipei & Seoul and more.  Info at  All new material.  Please tag folks that might want
TORONTO So fun tonight.  Thanks for coming everyone. @tedalexandro @carmencomedian @elisabethmossofficial & @johnhanl
Shoutout to the doctors who make us pass out and not die. #anesthesiologist cc @robhubbs
Happy #conan25 to @ConanObrien & @teamcoco.  It was an honor to fight crime with our paleness with you. Shoutouts to @paulnoth for coming up with the crazy idea and @jeanniegaffigan & @patrickn0th for all their amazing work on #PaleForce.
RENT/BUY #NOBLEAPE #bestbrainsurgeon
Happy #NationalFortuneCookieDay
I always have my daily intake of veggies.
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