#Lifewillbethedeathofme - You can see how proud these guys are of their mom. #proudpups
Bert will be giving away one copy of my new book, signed. Post a photo on your feed for me to share of your favorite line from any of my last books.
Thank you to my buddy for taking the time to do this. Xx #lifewillbethedeathofme @amyschumer #amyschumer
#fbf Today is a shout out to my sissies. The one in the middle is not stoned. The one one the left is. The one on the right became a lawyer. Sissies forever.
#sissies #stoned#sissies #stoned
Valentine’s Day is about asking the tough questions. Who wants an edible and who wants to go to the park? #bertandbernice
Happy Valentine’s Day to the man whose arms I slept in last night. #bert
This is me talking about my hatred for recording audio books. Skiing is how I like to prepare for book tours, and I’m coming on tour! To a city near you - “Life Will Be the Death of Me” -
For the record, I was not peeing in the bushes. I was adjusting a knee brace. I want to thank all of the people who have made it possible for me to live such a silly life. Videography by credit: @tedhandler @doublediamondskishop
This woman must be exhausted. #Repost @laurabrown99
I’ve never wanted to be anything so much in my life. (From CJ Fogler on Twitter).
Thanks to everyone who helped me write a new book. Feeling very appreciative. Life Will Be the Death of Me - out April 9 with my sit down comedy book tour beginning April 11. Select tickets and VIP meet and greets on sale now.
Here at the @canndescent Stylus launch event in Hollywood. This vape pen is a game changer.
Today is @marycmccormack birthday! I met her interviewing her on my show and the next night, we sat next to each other at an event celebrating women. She asked me if I smoked and I did, so we went outside and when I handed her a cigarette,
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