happy mother's day. it's not a phase, mom. it's worse... it's my career.

happy mother's day. it's not a phase, mom. it's worse... it's my career.

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i miss traveling 
and peeing in hotel pools
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i miss traveling and peeing in hotel pools
happy mother
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happy mother's day. it's not a phase, mom. it's worse... it's my career.
BUILDING new friendships hahahah i
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BUILDING new friendships hahahah i'm a quirky teen
i love you even when your toupé looks worse than donald
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i love you even when your toupé looks worse than donald's... when he's 6ft when his toupé flaps up 💦
buildings are pubes of the earth
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buildings are pubes of the earth
calling my camel toe a "camel toe" isn
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calling my camel toe a "camel toe" isn't respectful enough to her so i call her my arabian princess
i was paid to be the diversity on this billboard. now there
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i was paid to be the diversity on this billboard. now there's proof to hollywood that i have friends! insane ones like @zane that get billboards instead of health insurance.. i'm so proud of you bb. ❤️
i don
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i don't know why everyone keeps staring at me... i know i have huge breasts, but i have a personality too
david had the cutest backpack at coachella
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david had the cutest backpack at coachella
laughing at all the half naked girls at coachella.. this skirt kept me so warm
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laughing at all the half naked girls at coachella.. this skirt kept me so warm
​Need a hand? I have two so I have an extra one to give away. I do need yours though! Specifically just your thumb, which can help raise $1.5 million dollars! BABY HOW? For every like, share, or use of the hashtag #FightHunger on THIS
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​Need a hand? I have two so I have an extra one to give away. I do need yours though! Specifically just your thumb, which can help raise $1.5 million dollars! BABY HOW? For every like, share, or use of the hashtag #FightHunger on THIS
lactose intolerant, in an ice cream shop, and practicing my toilet poses thanks to @REVOLVE • having an explosive time staying at #hotelREVOLVE! the #REVOLVEfestival has been so bomb, thank you babes 💕
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lactose intolerant, in an ice cream shop, and practicing my toilet poses thanks to @REVOLVE • having an explosive time staying at #hotelREVOLVE! the #REVOLVEfestival has been so bomb, thank you babes 💕
a real picture of me watching a couple make out at coachella
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a real picture of me watching a couple make out at coachella
thanks for loving me as long as you could. all while eating as much as you could you big girl you. thanks for being black and white and not racist. i
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thanks for loving me as long as you could. all while eating as much as you could you big girl you. thanks for being black and white and not racist. i'll give you belly rubs on the other side, but rest easy until then baby, my little spirit
can
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can't celebrate a 21st birthday without posting a pic of me completely wasted. here it is! i know my birthday was 3 days ago, i've just been too drunk to type a caption. and still am. jk, i like brand deals. but thank you all for the love,
it says coffee, but it could be alcohol. don
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it says coffee, but it could be alcohol. don't worry i'm a legal fetus now. now i have to do hard drugs to feel young and illegal again.
this is where i shower. comment if you pee in the shower too! MY 21ST BIRTHDAY IS IN 3 HOURS IM GUNS BE DRONK OK I AM NOW
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this is where i shower. comment if you pee in the shower too! MY 21ST BIRTHDAY IS IN 3 HOURS IM GUNS BE DRONK OK I AM NOW
this cactus has way too much in common with my legs. yeah i know this caption succs.
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this cactus has way too much in common with my legs. yeah i know this caption succs.
my jawline is sharper than my intellijence
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my jawline is sharper than my intellijence
or role play... whatever you
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or role play... whatever you're down for • • • lol be yourself babes! i'm posting this because i mean it... but mostly because it matches my theme.
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